I’m sick. I’m home sick. I’m bored. I don’t understand how my sinuses can be stuffed rock hard and also dribbling snot out a nostril. I’ve run out of the man sized hankies necessary to cope with the volume of goo issuing forth.
But I am up. Only because lying down causes the sinuses to throb. But I can’t snooze lying down. Instead I am wondering what I can use as an accessory for moping around the house.
A handbag is useless if I am home. A hat is useless if I am not leaving the house. A belt is unnecessary for lounging around on the couch. Denim shoes, nope, today is def’ one for the f’ugg boots.
Then I remembered a little photo album my mum made up for me of baby photos (of me) a few years ago. It’s denim!
Top: Hard yakka black jacket. Large so I can wear many layers underneath
Bottom: Ben Sherman jeans. Good for slouching. Don’t know why I’m not in my faux denim trackie daks
Accessory: Denim photo album. Thanks Mum
Here’s that album in close up. But no baby pic of me.