Wow. It’s warming up and I have discovered a pair of shorts I have yet to wear. Like many other items of clothing I own they are just a little too snug round the waist.
(Sighing wistfully) If I only had a waist.
Another exciting thing is that today’s photo is one of my favourites so far.
Not only does it prove for once and all that I have absolutely no arse, the picture also suggests I may be an amputee.
So without further ado here I am…
Top: Dragstar vest
Bottom: My bottom (if that’s what you’d call it) is encased in never-before-worn on YoD Think Mink denim shorts
Accessory: Denim sparkly bucket hat offering no protection when I am at the beach later on