YoD’s Gurn Week: Day 4
I’m off to Yum Cha today. However, for some foolish reason, rather than wearing the maternity jeans given to me with the statement “They are great for yum cha” I have gone for super snug fit jeans with bonus visible muffin because of a short shirt.
What a fool?!? Oh well. Maybe tight pants will halt the usual super gorge fest YoD revels in. Doubtful, but you never know.
In other news I am still furiously working on my very special Christmas light display. But shit keeps getting in the way. I’ll never get it done! Aaarrgghhh!
Top: VG Jeans prettily press studded ladies shirt, cos I’m a little bit cuntry and I’m a little bit western
Bottom: Miss Sixty oh so tight shorty jeans with gut spill
Accessory: Itty bitty denim thongs
Gurn: It seems to me that I can’t gurn unless my eyes are rolled back in my head, so once again it’s zombie style. I’m calling it the Pretentious Zombie