Day 345: Friday 9 April

Anyone for roller derby next Saturday? Those bitches look tuff! Chicks, violence, wheels, I’m there.

Ready to roll

Of course I am much too demure, feminine and ladylike to get involved with anything so rough ‘n’ ready.

I've got style, I've got grace, I'm a lady

Top: Sweet little denim press studded shirt

Bottom: Levi’s denim mini, look out thigh chafe here I come!

Accessory 1: It’s very hard to point your toes in denim Bireknstocks

Accessory 2: Denim cap imported from Queensland

Day 317: Friday 12 March

I am off to Canberra today for some high culture.

In the meantime you should go and figure out what kind of bitch you are.

It’s a list snitched from this blog http://andiamnotlying.com/ but it also seems to have appeared on  this blog last year.

This list is supposed to have been found on a Year 3 classroom floor somewhere in the US of A. Wherever it come from it’s a quite extensive “Types of Bitches” List and all I know is that I am #2, #59, #61 and probably #82.

1) Dirty dumb ass bitches

2) Aint got no ass bitches

3) Dusty trick bitches

4) Fishy bitches

5) Don’t know how to fight bitches

6) Got all that mouth but can’t step bitches

7) Ugly looking bitch that think they all that

8) Can’t keep a man bitch

9) Track wearing bitches

10) Bitches that be trying to steal your man

11) Hoochie looking bitches

12) Ain’t got no damn sense bitches

13) Stupid bitches that act dumb

14) Bitches who can only get a dirty boy

15) Want to be jocking bitches

16) Bitches who think their man love them but get pregnant and be left alone

17) Bitches who think they better than me

18) Instigating bitches

19) Talking behind your back bitches

20) Loud mouth bitches

21) Pissy bitches

22) Stingy bitches

23) Funky looking bitches

24) Short hair bitches

25) Spanish bitches who think they all that cause of their hair

26) Bitches that be ignoring you when they know they can hear you

27) Staring in your face bitches

28) Big eyed looking bitches

29) Crazy bitches

30) Nappy tender headed bitches

31) Booty shorts wearing bitches

32) Coast-signing bitches

33) Dick riding bitches

34) Whipped bitches

35) Buck tooth bitches

36) Cheesy teeth bitches

37) Same wearing clothes each day bitches

38) Ghetto bitches

39) Hair dyeing bitches

40) Wearing shoes that be talking bitches

41) Bitches who think they hard

42) Bitches that think they get money

43) Bitches that go to a dirty school

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59) Gay bitches

60) Stanky fishy coochie smelling bitches

61) Tomboy bitches

62) Stain on your pants bitches

63) Dry scalp dandruff bitches

64) Dirty hair bitches

65) Stealing bitches

66) Stinky feet bitches

67) Big gap bitches

68) Protecting their store bitches

69) Pajamas outside bitches

70) Ragly braid bitches

71) Stanky butt bitches

72) Greedy bitches

73) Slimy grimy bitches

74) Psycho bitches

75) Drug dealing bitches

76) Geekin’ bitches

77) Suntanning bitches

78) Goofy looking bitches

79) Triflin’ bitches

80) Skanky bitches

81) Mugging bitches

82) Sloppy bitches

83) Dirty fingernails bitches

84) Dirty sock wearing bitches

85) Uncreative bitches

86) White bitches that think black people poor

87) Conceited bitches

88) Tall bitches

89) Short bitches

90) Jealous bitches

What kind of bitch are you?

I think I’m gunna be bitchin’ in my denim in Canberra. I’m gunna blend in. It’ll be like wearing camouflage!

Double denimed, boofy haired, back t-shirt wearing bitch

Top: Classy Supre vest

Bottom: Gap self proclaimed in the label skinny jeans

Accessory: Denim gym boots

I’m worried I’m gunna freeze in Canberra. Luckily Mum bought me a denim jumper! If you’re lucky I’ll wear it and blog it.

Day 304: Saturday 27 February

I hear the complaints coming from the huge HUGE HUGE YoD  fan base about the yet again late blog.

I apologise. I got up early for girl fight club and was kicking, punching and sweating. Then I got home, did the washing, did my ablutions, had some brunch and what the hell!!! It’s 12.00!

So here’s my second outfit for the day. I admit I DIDN’T wear a denim bottom to fight club, so I didn’t take a picture.

And I’m off to the Mardi Gras parade this evening so no doubt I’ll update my look for that too.

I’m off to look at the gay art today. Here’s what I’m wearing…

Spread-eagled and dumbstruck in front of video hits. So awful

Top: Supre vest

Bottom: TopGirl shortsy jeansy

Accessory: Mavi bag, little but big enough

Afternoon gay-as update

Well. Our attempts to see gay art were somewhat thwarted as we couldn’t seem to find 11 Bourke Street Darlinghurst. Hadn’t bothered to check a website, address call a phone number because when you see something PRINTED you believe it’s a bunch of big media lies TRUE.

We did go into TAP, which as usual was a very mixed bag, with a few excellent pieces and some down right horrific alleged art.

We DID get to drive down Oxford Street moemenst beore it was all blocked of. We did get to see many people staking out their parade viewing positions. We did see someone drinking beer with a stubby holder AND a ridiculous hat. We did see old people with lurid feather boas. And an assortment of pre-parade stragglers, strugglers and streakers.

Then we ate some delicious Vietnamese (that’s 2 out of the last 3 meals for me!) at Huong Huong in the ‘Ville. So if you smell someone garlicky tonight it’s probably me.

I WAS going to march in the parade in double denim with a large sign something like this…

But I couldn’t be arsed standing around for 5 hours beforehand.

Here’s my sweaty filled parade watchng denim do…

Pre-parade muzak on an actual record player!